Boris Johnson and Partygate; Should he stay or should he go?

NOW ITS PROBABLY OF LITTLE SURPRISE IN RESPECT OF THE SUBJECT FOR OUR FIRST FORAY, AS THERE’S NOTHING GETS THE HECKLES UP LIKE A BIT OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE. IT’S BEEN RELENTLESSLY COVERED IN THE NEWS OF LATE AND THAT OF COURSE IS PARTYGATE, WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE RELEGATED WALLPAPERGATE, ANOTHER YET UNRESOLVED MATTER OF POSSIBLE IMPROPRIETY, ALL OF COURSE PERTAINING TO OUR PRIME MINISTER MR BORIS JOHNSON. 
YES, THOSE PARTIES OR NON-PARTIES, THE WORK EVENTS WITH BOOZE AND BAIN MARIES, SUITCASES FULL OF WINE AND MUSIC PLAYING WITH SPINNING OF DECKS WHILST SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPINNING US YARNS.