The Randal Report
The Randal Report where old friends Simon & Mel, beg to differ on just about everything, more often than not, over coffee and croissants and sometimes with guests for company. Rarely agreeable but always respectful. With nothing off limits, we aim to prod, provoke and entertain with our own inimitable, individual and sometimes disagreeable perspective on todays’ world. RSSVERIFY
Episodes

Friday Sep 30, 2022
THAT’S NEWS TO ME III
Friday Sep 30, 2022
Friday Sep 30, 2022
That’s news to me, where Mel and I will take three stories that have been currently or recently featuring in the news and in ten minutes or less, add our take on the finer points, yep, just ten minutes or less!

Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
The Happy Birthday Special !
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Today we do what we do best, talk absolute nonsense about whatever comes into our heads! Follow us along our journey to nowhere....

Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
AND THE WINNER IS....NO ONE! S01 E20 part 2
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
After two months of navel gazing the Tory party have finally chosen their leader! Two months of something duller than a November afternoon, culminating in the Tory party membership voting a winner, or not as the case may be!! As it appears, a significant number of the membership didn’t bother to vote and that a poll suggests that Boris Johnson is still more popular amongst the party membership than the two main protagonists in the run off! We now know, of course, the winner is Liz Truss! The question is, will we be the losers, as yet another one takes the helm of this rudderless ship of a government and can Lizz Truss really save the day???

Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
AND THE WINNER IS.... NO ONE! S01 E20 part 1
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
After two months of naval gazing the Tory party have finally chosen their leader! Two months of something duller than a November afternoon, culminating in the Tory party membership voting a winner, or not as the case may be!! As it appears, a significant number of the membership didn’t bother to vote and that a poll suggests that Boris Johnson is still more popular amongst the party membership than the two main protagonists in the run off! We now know, of course, the winner is Liz Truss! The question is, will we be the losers, as yet another one takes the helm of this rudderless ship of a government and can Lizz Truss really save the day???

Saturday Sep 10, 2022
THE QUEEN IS DEAD; LONG LIVE THE KING!
Saturday Sep 10, 2022
Saturday Sep 10, 2022
In this episode we discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, the ascent of King Charles III and what that means for the rest of us.

Monday Aug 29, 2022
THE RANDAL REPORT : THE FREEDOM TO OFFEND S01 E18
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Monday Aug 29, 2022
SINCE THE RECENT STABBING OF THE AUTHOR SALMAN RUSHDIE, THE SUBJECT OF FREE SPEECH HAS REARED ITS HEAD ONCE MORE. IT HAS BECOME COMMONPLACE TO BE VILIFIED, HAVE YOUR INCOME/LIVELIHOOD ADVERSLEY AFFECTED, FOR SIMPLY BEING A LITTLE OUT OF TOUCH. HAVE WE BECOME A SOCIETY THAT’S TOO EASILY OFFENDED AND WHERE DO WE DRAW A LINE ON WHAT IS, OR ISN’T ACCEPTABLE?
The threat of death for having an opinionIs religion oversensitive to criticism or humourThe woke generationGaslighting and cancellations, quote Germaine GreerStopping of books and tv programmes from being aired,Warnings on content “the following programme may contain outdated views”

Monday Aug 29, 2022
THAT’S NEWS TO ME! Episode 02
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Monday Aug 29, 2022
That’s news to me, where Mel and I will take three stories that have been currently or recently featuring in the news and in ten minutes or less, add our take on the finer points, yep, just ten minutes or less!

Thursday Aug 18, 2022
THAT’S NEWS TO ME ! Episode 01
Thursday Aug 18, 2022
Thursday Aug 18, 2022
That’s news to me, where Mel and I will take three stories that have been currently or recently featuring in the news and in ten minutes or less, add our take on the finer points, yep, just ten minutes or less!
On today's episode we discuss, Chinese vs Taiwanese tensions, Archie Battersbea and the right to life & the Energy Crisis.

Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
DOWN TO THE WIRE (Or not, as the case might be)! S01 E15
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
As the leadership race to become Britain’s next Prime Minister enters the final furlong and the contenders have been whittled down from near a dozen to just two, we cogitate the likely outcome and thus what it means for the rest of us!

Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
PM RESIGNS! GOING, GOING BUT NOT QUITE GONE! S01 E14
Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
What a tumultuous week, last week was in the way of politics. Finally, Boris has to concede he’s no longer wanted! But how quick the polished, or no to so polished, videos appeared and the glossy booklets of policy for the contenders competing to replace the deposed leaded! As a bunch of wanabees jostle for the top job whilst resorting to all sorts of tactics to hamstring their opposite numbers, the competition, whilst entertaining, is an ugly display of what Tory politicians will resort too, in trying to land the top job. If ever there was a need for a Simon Cowell to be overseeing the judging, its right now, lest we face the danger of having a PM that’s as dodgy as a ventriloquist on BGT or worse still, a dog act! Naming no names on this one!

A Little About Us
We met back in 2004 as employees of a Real Estate company in London’s East end, although working together briefly we struck up a lasting friendship. We’ve maintained contact ever since and particularly over the last few years, the meet ups over coffee and croissants became evermore regular and lengthy, as neither of us struggle for conversation.
Separated by twenty years, our individual perspective is often vastly different, but where we have diverging opinions, we’re able to disagree, but maintain the intrinsic respect we’ve always had for each other. We’ve wanted to work together again for some considerable time and ‘The Randal Report’ is the culmination; bringing together the spiritual, intellectual and entrepreneurial abilities that define Mel’s character, my creative experience and ability for endless chatter, as I once described myself as being like a vintage wine, easy on the nose, palatable, but if consumed in excess, liable to give you a thumping headache!